epic-humor
epic-humor:


Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn’t love
Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn’t sleeping with them
Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy
Robin hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes
Tarzan was raised by fucking apes
Sleeping beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life
Cinderella was a slave

Don’t try to use my childhood to justify you being a whore

epic-humor:

  • Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn’t love
  • Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn’t sleeping with them
  • Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy
  • Robin hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes
  • Tarzan was raised by fucking apes
  • Sleeping beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life
  • Cinderella was a slave

Don’t try to use my childhood to justify you being a whore

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